(sung to the tune of “Hey there Delilah” by ‘plain white “t’s”)
We all know a girl
Who lives in Victoria city,
She says our prayers and leads communion
And always looks so pretty
yes it’s true,
She sees right through to you
There are so few
She does ballet, jumps around and she likes cheese,
She loves everyone she knows
And is so good at saying please
When the time arise(s)
She wears her soul inside her eyes
It’s no surprise…
OHHHHH it’s Janet Doherty, OHHHH it’s Janet Doherty…
OOHHHHH it’s Janet Doherty, OOhhhh it’s Janet Doherty
She looks so pretty…….
We all know a guy
Who lives in Saanich city
He talks a lot and says big words
And often is quite witty
When it’s due
He thinks he might be smarter than you
It’s prob’bly true
He loves his wife and kids
God, lacrosse and hockey
It might not be in that same order
‘cause it’d make his life too rocky
Be his demise
He is a little disorganized
It’s no surprise
OOOOHHHHH it’s Pastor Randy, OHHHH it’s pastor Randy,
OOOOHHHH he loves Philosophy, Ohhhhh it’s Pastor Randy
He loves Theology…….
Bridge:
There are so many who work so well
At keeping us from going to hell
Every Sunday they give all their heart and soul….
They lead worship, teach and pray
Watch our kids without any pay
Good community is their only goal…..
They go to meetings without any fuss
Organizing stuff to include all of us
Even though it takes a lot of their time
They hardly get a dime……
OHHHHHHHH it’s Dr. James Prette
OOHHHHH it’s Jason Nassi
OHHHHH it’s either a Kingsley
OOHHH it’s Simon Prittie
It’s Penny or Kristy
It’s Janet Doherty
It’s anyone who ends with “ee”…
Anyone who ends with “ee”…
OHH , OH OH oh oh OOOOOOOoh oh OH OHHH, OH OH….
OHH , OH OH oh oh OOOOOOOoh oh OH OHHH, OH OH….
OHHH It’s Pastor Randy
he loves orthodoxy……
Launa Kremler
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
My “Place” Persons tribute parody song
Friday, April 14, 2006
Sunday night prayer (Jan 29 2006)
by Launa K - Based on 1 peter 2: 1 – 5, 1 john 3:18-20, and 1 Corinthians 13: 4- 7
Father by your holy spirit rid us of all malicious behaviour and deceit. Teach us how to not just pretend to be good! Remove in us hypocrisy and jealousy and backstabbing. Make us thirsty so that we will crave pure spiritual milk which will help us grow in the fullness of your salvation. Soften our hearts so that we cry out for this nourishment as a baby cries for milk. Remind us of the sweet taste of our Lord’s kindness.
Father we bow before Christ who is the living cornerstone of Your temple. He was and is rejected by people, but to You he is most precious. Father strengthen us and build us, as living stones, into His spiritual temple.
We repent of all the times we have just said we love one another. Help us to stop this and inspire us to really show it by our actions. It is by our actions that we know we are living in the truth, so we will be confident when we stand before You, even if our own hearts condemn us. For you are the almighty God who is greater than our hearts, and you know our motives and our actions and will judge accordingly.
Mentor us in patience and kindness. Discipline us so that we are not jealous, boastful, proud or rude. Remove in us our selfishness, our irritability, and our grudges. Break our hearts at injustice and teach us to celebrate whenever the truth wins out. Instruct us in the ways of perseverance, faithfulness, hope and forgiveness so that we can know what Love really is.
Amen